The Donald Trump-O-Meter

Question 1 of 10

You've booked an appointment at the tanning parlour – what shade of tan are you going for?

Slide the tan-ometer

Albino

Peach

Satsuma

Mahogany

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Question 2 of 10

How many times do you think it's acceptable for your company to file for bankruptcy?

Never – I keep a close eye on my accounts.

Once – a mistake, let's leave it dead and buried.

Twice – but guys, it's going to work, trust me!

Four – back to the drawing board.

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Question 3 of 10

What do your hands say about you?

Big hands mean I'm trustworthy.

I'm a thumbs up kind of person.

My hands are soft, smooth and small, just like me.

Those hands can hit a golf ball 285 yards

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Question 4 of 10

How big of a wall would you build between yours and your neighbours' gardens?

Use the slider below

No fence - My garden is your garden brothers!

A little white fence will be enough.

Pretty big – I don’t want them ruining my lawn's greatness.

A giant brick wall, and they can pay for it.

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Question 5 of 10

A female news reporter questions your beliefs in a live debate – how would you describe her afterwards?

Wow, what an intelligent young woman – bravo!

Is it just me, or was she flirting with me? /She knows too much – get her on my campaign team now.

She'd make a great wife.

I hate her!

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Question 6 of 10

Your campaign manager asks you to lay into your presidential rival – what's your best attack line?

Her manifesto will bring down our healthcare system.

She drives a Lexus. I mean, come on, a Lexus?!

She's doesn't have the backbone to make big decisions.

I've been told she hates America.

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Question 7 of 10

Losing your hair? How much of a comb over do you go for?

Slide to your style

None

The Bobby Charlton

The Vortex

Electrified Shredded Wheat

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Question 8 of 10

If you could be any drink, what would you be?

A shot of tequila.

A glass of your own-branded Vodka.

France's finest champagne.

A bottle of refreshing still water.

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Question 9 of 10

You need inspiration for a new casino theme – where'd you get it from?

Go classy, a la Monte Carlo.

Take an iconic landmark and turn it tacky.

The winding canals of Venice.

The directors' boardroom – only the elite welcome.

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Question 10 of 10

What would be your hat of choice?

Select your hat below

Baseball Cap

Bowler Hat

Beret

Sombrero

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The Donald Trump-O-Meter

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You've booked an appointment at the tanning parlour – what shade of tan are you going for?

How many times do you think it's acceptable for your company to file for bankruptcy?

What do your hands say about you?

How big of a wall would you build between yours and your neighbours' gardens?

A female news reporter questions your beliefs in a live debate – how would you describe her afterwards?

Your campaign manager asks you to lay into your presidential rival – what's your best attack line?

Losing your hair? How much of a comb over do you go for?

If you could be any drink, what would you be?

You need inspiration for a new casino theme – where'd you get it from?

What would be your hat of choice?